Hip, Hop, Hoop  Oh Ho Ah Ha ! 
Hip, Hop, Hoop  Oh Ho Ah Ha ! 

Hip, I Didn't Know Lips Could Kiss, 
( Hip Hip ) Hup I Didn't Know Wives Could Flirt, 
( Hup Hup ) Hoop, I Didn't Know Girls Could Be Like Tina Marie 

( Hoop Hoop ) Hip I Didn't Know I Could Sing, 
( Hip Hip ) Like A Penny Boat In A Gale 
What She's Doin' Will Be The Ruin Of Me. 
( Oh Ho Ha Ha ) 

Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Ah Ha! 
You Sweet Little Schemer, 
Tina Marie ( Tina, Tina Marie ) 
Oh What You Do, 
Your Brand Of Voodoo's Too Much For Me 

Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Ah Ha! 
Oh How I Dream Of Stealin' Your Charms, 
I'm Gonna Marry Us, 
Some Day I'll Carry You Off In My Arms

( Oh Ho Ha Ha ) 
Hip, I Used To Be A Good Time Joe, 
( Hip Hip ) Kiss A Gal And Just Let Her Go, 
( Go Go ) Hoop, I Really Was Dealin' Free Till A Tina Marie 

Mister Cupid You Stacked The Deck, 
Why'd You Throw Me A Queen By Heck
Now She's Braggin' She's Fixed My Wagon For Me

( Oh Ho Ah Ha ) 
Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Ah Ha! 
You Sweet Little Schemer, 
Tina Marie ( Tina, Tina Marie ) 
Oh What You Do, 
Your Brand Of Voodoo's Too Much For Me

Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Ah Ha! 
Ho, Ho, How I Dream Of Stealin' Your Charms, 
I'm Gonna Marry Us, 
Some Day I'll Carry You Off In My Arms

( Ho, Ho ) Hip, She Tells Me To Jump, An' I Jump, 
( Jump, Jump! ) Hoop, She Tells Me To Dance, An' I Dance, 
Gotta Listen Or Get No Kissin' From Tina Marie 
( Hip Hip! ) Hip, She Really Did Clip My Wings, 
( Clip, Clip!) Hoop, I'm Lookin' At Weddin' Rings, 
Is It Human The Things She's Doin' To Me? 
( Ho, Ho. Ah Ha! ) 

Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Ah Ha! 
Oh Ho, How I Dream Of Stealin' Your Charms, 
I'm Gonna Marry Us, 
Some Day I'll Carry You Off In My Arms

Off In My Arms
Oh Ho! Ha Ha! 
Tina Marie!

